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From: Ron Knight
Date: Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 7:53 PM
Subject: Even more people of Wal-Mart
To: Ron Knight

THESE ARE BY FAR THE BEST ONES YET!!!!! And by “best” I mean “oddest”

I have a full head of hair, but I want people to think that I’m bald.
So I dyed the top of my head like a bad toupee. Perfect. Nailed it perfectly

Is anyone else absolutely shocked that there would be wrestling outside of a Walmart?
I guess the parking lot wasn’t big enough for a NASCAR. event.

How do you say “Miss, your camel toe just spit on my shoes” in Nerdy?

Be still, my heart!

It looks like a black hole sucking in everything around it

Not at any time of day, any day, any week, any month, or any year, has this outfit ever been a good idea.

I like skulls. I like wearing skulls. I like killing animals and gluing their skulls onto my hats. I’ll probably never get laid.

Looks like someone needs a little sensitivity training.

I didn’t know Siegfried and Roy shopped Walmart! (Nice mullet in progress on the kid.)

Gay look completed by the frilly pink socks.

Those shorts could not get any tighter or shorter. I can see his sperm count dropping. I gotta stop dropping acid.

“Can you make it look like a raccoon’s on my head?”

Nothing oozes class like this outfit.

At least the suspenders seem to be holding. Thank God..

I’d be licking my lips too if I was lucky enough to be that close to this guy’s junk. And whats
in the socks???

Taking a break from the Big Top. (Must’ve come over with Sigfried and Roy.)

Hot pink is not a ’slimming’ color, especially if it is cutting off circulation to the rest of your body. The blue shoes are a nice offset aren’t they?. If you look closely, you can see what I hope is underwear crammed up in there. (Didn’t want you to miss that.)

Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption. Each sold separately.

As a male, the first thing that comes to my mind is “awesome”. But believe it or not, some
people might find this inappropriate attire for shopping online—let alone in public. “Hmmm..
those cucumbers look good..”