This guy is so far in the closet that he’s having adventures in Narnia!

This little animal is called the Naked Mole Rat and is from North Africa:

So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember:

It could be worse, you could look like an old penis with buck teeth.

I am one of those silly people who walk around with potable water. This is the back of an expensive Fiji Water bottle. I was bored, so I read it. It made no sense to me:

First of all, you can plainly see that the “Artesian Aquifer” is surrounded by “Impermeable Rock” – impermeable means that you can’t get through – however, I can clearly see from their diagram that they have indeed permeated the impermeable rock. The first line clearly says that junk is added to the water as it permeates the “Impermeable Rock.” The second sentence clearly contradicts the first by stating that the “Impermeable Rock” protects the water from “external elements.” If this is so, then how did the “vital minerals” get through the “Impermeable Rock” and into the “Artesian Aquifer”??? Then to top it all off, the last line states that the water is “Untouched” – when the diagram clearly shows that the “Artesian Aquifer” is being touched.

You know, Pen & Teller are right… Bullshit greases the wheels of business.

Our troops have not lost their sense of humor.

THESE ARE BY FAR THE BEST ONES YET!!!!! And by “best” I mean “oddest”

I have a full head of hair, but I want people to think that I’m bald.
So I dyed the top of my head like a bad toupee. Perfect. Nailed it perfectly

Is anyone else absolutely shocked that there would be wrestling outside of a Walmart?
I guess the parking lot wasn’t big enough for a NASCAR. event.

How do you say “Miss, your camel toe just spit on my shoes” in Nerdy?

Be still, my heart!

It looks like a black hole sucking in everything around it

Not at any time of day, any day, any week, any month, or any year, has this outfit ever been a good idea.

I like skulls. I like wearing skulls. I like killing animals and gluing their skulls onto my hats. I’ll probably never get laid.

Looks like someone needs a little sensitivity training.

I didn’t know Siegfried and Roy shopped Walmart! (Nice mullet in progress on the kid.)

Gay look completed by the frilly pink socks.

Those shorts could not get any tighter or shorter. I can see his sperm count dropping. I gotta stop dropping acid.

“Can you make it look like a raccoon’s on my head?”

Nothing oozes class like this outfit.

At least the suspenders seem to be holding. Thank God..

I’d be licking my lips too if I was lucky enough to be that close to this guy’s junk. And whats
in the socks???

Taking a break from the Big Top. (Must’ve come over with Sigfried and Roy.)

Hot pink is not a ’slimming’ color, especially if it is cutting off circulation to the rest of your body. The blue shoes are a nice offset aren’t they?. If you look closely, you can see what I hope is underwear crammed up in there. (Didn’t want you to miss that.)

Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption. Each sold separately.

As a male, the first thing that comes to my mind is “awesome”. But believe it or not, some
people might find this inappropriate attire for shopping online—let alone in public. “Hmmm..
those cucumbers look good..”